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(Source: green-eggs-and-hank-moody, via davidstrider)

parisheroinstars:

Dear Followers,

I have been receiving a lot of messages as the one above. Apparently there is a person going around on tumblr, befriending members of the lgbt community who are not yet out to their parents. She then sends their parents letters outing them. (S)he pretends to want to be your pen pal or wants to send you a letter/gift via mail. (S)he will do anything to get your address. Please be careful. I’d really appreciate you guys reblogging this or making a similar post letting your friends/followers know. Just because that person’s blog was deleted doesn’t mean (s)he won’t come back. 

(via roastings)

(via tresaisaspecialflower)

weeniehatgeneral:

audino-master:

scoutpowers:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

Since when were wombats that adorable. They’re so cute, just what the hell.

JESUS CHROIST AUSTRALIA

TINY BEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

the scariest thing on here is easily that first bird

I died. I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’ve died I’m dead.

(Source: fairy-wren)

the-freed-dolorosa:

askarsenickatnep:

pimptav:

riniwolf:

flowerofdawn:

prospitprincess:

grandhighdroog:

problemsleuth:

nutellaavenger:

hammasratas:

Gamzee: (tumblr) (dA)
Gif by Lineartt & Teamister

Gamzee what are you doing?

oh my GOD ITS THAT STUPID DANCE FROM ALTERNIABOUND GOOD YES GOOD.

really good dash rn

really good gamzee

good dash

best gamzee

<3

you are just so precious 

I need this Gamzee in my life.

I’ll Give You 420 Boondollars If You Keep Dancing

(via theworstfeferi)