Reblog if this is your first Halloween on tumblr.
borntobewildatheart: And now it’s over weh.
Spray painting a helmet.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
pinkie-pie-party: altradonna: YOU HAVE EARNED ALL OF MY LOVE]]
Papa Summoner and Gamzee have the best...
PS: tHE WHOLE, dID IT TO SAVE YOUR OWN ASS STORY, wAS ALL A FARCE,
PS: yOU ACTUALLY CUT YOUR FACE OPEN, tO DEAL WITH THE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS,
MS: you make me hurt myself, papa.
PS: oF PICTURING MY HOT BOD, aLL UP ON YOUR DADDY,
MS: I NEED YEARS OF THERA--
MS: I AM FINE WITH EVERYTHING.
MS: but hearing about your /hot bod/.
PS: wE ROCKED THAT HOSPITAL FROM THE GROUND UP,
MS: I DON'T CARE.
MS: LA LA LA LA.
PS: dID YOU EAT DINNER AT hIJO'S,
MS: i didn't eat dinner.
PS: bETTER NOT HAVE EATEN OFF THE TABLE,
MS: WELL, SHIT.
Want to RP
Know nobody to RP with on tumblr. Don’t wanna go on dA. Haven’t been on any RP forum in a while and I’m afraid to go back and they’ll hate me. ;^;
A commercial came on TV and I had to wonder...
What does Viagra do to women?
"I don't love you anymore"
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People I'm afraid to rp with:
How old is this blogger? →
drivemytardis: s0mmerspr0ssen: taysexual: The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://taysexual.tumblr.com/ is written by someone 13-17 years old. … but I’m 19… sobs Creepily accurate. The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://drivemytardis.tumblr.com is written by someone 26-35 years old. Woah, wtf? I’m 16! The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://morganism135.deviantart.com/ is written by someone 36-50 years...
If you're having spy problems I feel bad for you...
stabbymcbackstab: I got 99 problems so I use more gun.
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas. Click here if you’re awkward! Same. :I
nepetakat: ((dragons all over my dash)) I know how you feel. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Blog Gender Analyzer →
clownchica: prankmaster: raz-the-spaz: We have strong indicators that http://raz-the-spaz.tumblr.com is written by a man (93%). Haha. YES. We guess http://prankmaster.tumblr.com is written by a woman (57%), however it’s quite gender neutral. i am doing something wrong here. but that’s ok, at least this means if i ever want to pretend i’m a girl, i can do it just fine. :B We guess...
I just got an external hard drive at my birthday...
incomingcupcake: Also, money. TO BUY ALL THE GAMES.
electrimafried: It’s just a jump to the left And then a step to the riiight With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tiiight But it’s the pelvic thrust That really drives you insaaane Let’s do the time warp again Read More
[TRIGGER WARNING: sexual assault, rape, emotional...
positivelymorbid: quirkked: takename: secret-soup: quicken: cherryfloat: milliganoutbitches: 9091: Warning to anyone going to Youmacon. [TW] cookiedelicious: An anonymous commenter on Fandom!Secrets at Livejournal said: Hey there. So I know a lot of people in this comm are congoers, so at least some of you should be aware of the fact that Youmacon, in Dearborn/Detroit area,...